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thefrogman:

Photos by Kimberly Tamkun/USFWS

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rate-my-reptile:

miaoustic:

a fashionable leopard Gecko goes on many adventures look here is my Dog

Rhamb Rhamb Rome the Boate, cappy here, boat is on MY had and this not an EFFECTIVE voegege! leg tire! 9.79/10 shulod have bought a plame tick’t

rate-my-reptile:

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a fashionable leopard Gecko goes on many adventures look here is my Dog

Rhamb Rhamb Rome the Boate, cappy here, boat is on MY had and this not an EFFECTIVE voegege! leg tire! 9.79/10 shulod have bought a plame tick’t

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nintendonerdiness:

The full female cast of Smash 4!

nintendonerdiness:

The full female cast of Smash 4!

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zazzle-poetry:

buy here
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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Radical Carrot

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Radical Carrot

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onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

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unbear:

dweeb-queen-4ever:

toxic-piss:

goatslayer666:

strugglefuck:

So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory

HAIL VULVATRON!

there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them

ALL HAIL VULVATRON

holy shit

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Tags: wowee zowee
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thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

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systemofameow:

abbyjean:

some seriously astounding Drug Enforcement Administration patches. (World’s Best Ever)

I need so many of these.

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Tags: drugs
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chubcakes:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

I thought this was a bread roll at first.

chubcakes:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

I thought this was a bread roll at first.

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I added a Donate button to my blog because I am way behind on student loan payment and owe like $600 in other bills and I’m gonna make a post maybe tomorrow detailing my situation that you can reblog or whatever

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the-orator:


"The truth is, I never expected her to stay. I thought after the first night, she would go scurrying back off into the swamp. Throughout our years together, I kept waiting for her to buckle, waiting for the moment where I would be forced to send her home once and for all. But she never did, and I never had to."

Have I gushed enough about Anum-La yet? Because I don’t think I have! 
Artistic advice: bang your head on your keyboard and your hand on your tablet enough and something is bound to work out, haha


life goals/wife goals

the-orator:

"The truth is, I never expected her to stay. I thought after the first night, she would go scurrying back off into the swamp. Throughout our years together, I kept waiting for her to buckle, waiting for the moment where I would be forced to send her home once and for all. But she never did, and I never had to."

Have I gushed enough about Anum-La yet? Because I don’t think I have! 

Artistic advice: bang your head on your keyboard and your hand on your tablet enough and something is bound to work out, haha

life goals/wife goals

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thatfunnyblog:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

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im-alex-s:

fcukmichael:

bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

im crying

you’re not crying

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