HOW TO MAKE AN UNMANAGEABLE BREAKFAST PILE:
you will need:
- 1 small potato (russet, probably)
- 1 slice of onion
- 1 clove garlic
- a few mushrooms
- a good portion of sharp cheddar, though you could also use pepperjack, whatever, i’m not your mom
- 1 egg per person eating the pile
- a quarter pound of chorizo
- a quarter pound of chorizo?
- yes, a quarter pound of chorizo
- that seems like a lot
- that’s because it is a lot, what are you, a nerd?
- substitute with soyrizo if you’re a vegetarian
- olive oil
- chili powder and rosemary (optional)
- a tortilla (optional)
start the pan and oil heating to medium heat while you chop all the veggies. by the time you’re done it should be good and ready. add the potatoes, separate them into an even layer on the pan so that none are sticking too much to each other, and cover em with a healthy portion of chili powder and rosemary. haha! “healthy”. that’s good. that’s a good one.
now would be a good time to shred the cheese and beat the egg(s). by the time you’re done with that, it’ll be about time to add the onions. stir that around a little, give the potatoes a good flip, let it sit a minute or two. the mushrooms, garlic, and chorizo can all be added at around the same time, they cook relatively quickly, though you could also wait short while (~1 minute) between adding the mushrooms and garlic and adding the chorizo. the best way to cook the chorizo is to use a spatula to portion off the amount you’re going to use and scoop it into the pan, then break it up in the pan with the spatula. it cooks sort of like ground beef.
let that cook for a bit! it’ll probably take about 4-5 minutes for the chorizo to cook but i could be wrong. when in doubt, you always want to err on the side of more cooked when it comes to sausage and ground meat in general. once the chorizo starts looking cooked, you’ll probably want to drain the pan a little, because it’ll be full of grease and oil and meat juice. don’t drain it all, because you want a little bit to still be in the pan for the next step! the next step is: pour the beaten egg evenly over the mess. follow almost immediately with the shredded cheese. flip it and stir it until the egg is cooked and the cheese is melted. congratulations! you made a breakfast pile.
put it on a tortilla, if you want. why did you think one tortilla was enough to hold this disaster. you were a fool. top it with sour cream if you’re feelin it. bring lots of napkins.
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"A kotatsu (炬燵) is a low, wooden table frame covered by a futon, or heavy blanket, upon which a table top sits. Underneath is a heat source, often built into the table itself.”
A lot of people have been asking how I got a kotatsu, and I’m here to say that I didn’t actually buy one, I made it! Since everyone wants to know, I figured a tutorial would be an easy way of explaining how I did it. Before going into this, be prepared to spend about $120 dollars on this project.
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what is it???
Any <$20 game on Steam that you want.
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much of the content of both my facebook feed and my tumblr dash are posts like “this is me” and “so true” but the difference is the people on facebook are referring to dreary buzzfeed lists while the people on tumblr are referring to pictures of weird furry witches. i think we all see where the advantage lies
Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.
They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O
That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth
her hair absolutely fazes through her arm
but hey at least she looks hot
can /you/ do any better?
I mean god damn are you people seriously going to pick at every little thing DID YOU NOT SEE HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE BACKGROUND WAS? HOW WONDERFULLY ANIMATED THE ICE AND SNOW AND MAGIC WAS?
Not to mention how INCREDIBLE her voice sounds in this scene
But no, is all ruined because a cartoon had her hair phase through her arm
um hi as a professional 3d animator this is actually really really sloppy of them and everyone should be pointing this out
first and foremost all the backgrounds and particle effects are pretty and shiny and nice and all but it doesn’t mean anything if your character animation isn’t up to snuff because you know that’s kinda what people go to see the movie for
second there are dozens and dozens of levels of quality control in the disney studios - i’ve seen shit a thousand times less noticeable than this get people torn apart during dailies by their instructors or their superiors
lemme tell you something when i was in school one time i had spent two weeks working out a piece where a guy jumps out of a filing cabinet and there was a four frame segment where the tip of his foot collided with the edge of the cabinet as he turned around
my instructors spent almost a full half an hour drilling me on it in front of the entire class because i was too lazy to go back and fix it
so no these guys have literally no excuse whatsoever they have the best and brightest in the business and all the money in the world to back it there is absolutely no reason for that kind of supreme laziness